"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates
omg this is the only reason i would want to go to the oscars
Lupita Nyong’o at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET
whens the last time these rich ass celebrities used a paper plate